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Unread 02-23-2012, 01:46 PM   #1
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This is what happens when you attempt to off-road without the proper skills. Itís important to take water and food on your adventure, and even a backup car just in case.

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Unread 02-23-2012, 02:09 PM   #2
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Lol, $75,000 soft roader, need one of these:

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Unread 02-23-2012, 04:06 PM   #3
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Lol, $75,000 soft roader, need one of these:

That mall crawler couldn't handle a bunch of wet leaves on the roadway. Blah. Get it out.


Needs more of this:

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Excursions are too heavy for off road. The only things that can pull off that kind of weight (excursion weighs 7700 pounds, astronomical even compared to a brand new Escalade) is an H1 or things with 6 wheel drive.
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Excursions are too heavy for off road. The only things that can pull off that kind of weight (excursion weighs 7700 pounds, astronomical even compared to a brand new Escalade) is an H1 or things with 6 wheel drive.
Excursions can do it because they have the 3/4 ton axles and the diesel to pull the weight through. Just needs proper tires so it digs through and finds traction.
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H1s are overpriced and overrated, if I put half the price of an H1 into a Bronco or Excursion the H1 would be toast...
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Then why aren't our Marines using Broncos or Excursions in Iraq?


The military orders Hummer H1s for a reason. They're god-tier off-roaders. You're only going to do better with tracks, a Deuce and a Half(Another Military truck), or an old Willy's Jeep...which is another military truck.
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Conner likes Excursions. Nobody else likes Excursions. If they did, they would've bought them and they'd still make them.

All the power in the world can't help you when you're sunk due to your absurd weight.
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