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Unread 04-22-2013, 07:47 PM   #1
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Wink The "Make Fun of Your Car" Thread

Thought of this the other day, that with all the arguing car guys do about whose car is best, it might be fun to have the inverse in a thread. So here we are, this thread is solely for you to make fun of your car and have others laugh about it. Everyone's got annoyances with their rides

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Blazer - the thing has the aerodynamics of a barn, slushbox automatic, and a 1990s GM interior (nuff said about that? lol). Not to mention the various squeaks and rattles that come with a truck with a quarter million miles.
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Chevy creaks rattles and squeaks. Lol
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GMC- Rattles over every bump, Blower motor squeaks on low, same as my dads 92..haha
CRV- Girly looking SUV. lol Dont need to expand.
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Do I really even have to post? Lol. I think the list with the Saturn and bronco will be three or four pages Long haha.
Well here we go.
Saturn:
No horn
Only about a quarter of the clear coat remains
Big chunk taken out behind passenger rear door
Big gash on hood
Blower barely works
Cooling fan is hooked up to a switch
Speakers are blown
Metal piece sticking out of driver seat (annoying as he'll)
Loud exhaust
No passenger mirror
No driver visor
Only two hubcaps
Needs rotors
Auto seatbelt only works sometimes
... Ill post the bronco later lol that was to much work
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Almost forgot
Passenger window doesnt roll down
Ac doesnt work
Bumper stickers lol
No dome light (don't know what happened but there's just wires hanging down) haha
The speakers in the back are actually home speakers set on the back dash
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The focus.


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I put bolts through my front bumper yesturday.
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Has the power of a 3 cylinder but drinks fuel like a 6 cylinder
Beat up, scratched and dented
Smaller wheels than a smart car's
Parking brake works... barely
5 speeds but the ratios are too close
Rides like a truck
3 seatbelts but only room for 2 adults
No airbags, no ABS
Absolute base model (power steering was added in by a previous owner)
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Has the power of a 3 cylinder but drinks fuel like a 6 cylinder
Beat up, scratched and dented
Smaller wheels than a smart car's
Parking brake works... barely
5 speeds but the ratios are too close
Rides like a truck
3 seatbelts but only room for 2 adults
No airbags, no ABS
Absolute base model (power steering was added in by a previous owner)
Thanks for reminding me lol
-no power steering haha
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The Volvo -- crashes into potholes/bumps, is a bit of a gas guzzler, electronic trunk and fuel door release sometimes get stuck, and has the turning radius of an 18 wheeler.
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